Atom Smasher's blog

9 Sure Ways to Get Fired

Don't do these.  Atom came up with some others that you shouldn't do either. 

 

What your butt says about you

What your Butt says about you:

Men with muscular butts:  strong, persistant, and enduring in bed.

Women with round butts:  sexually active, materialistic, and unkind

Wrinkly butts:  reliable, steady, and calm.  Asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Saddlebag butts:  faithful in love and marriage.  Men and women with such butts are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with saggy butts:  good wives and careful mothers. 

Sites you should be wasting your time on

Looking to pass the time when you're supposed to be working?  Try These to pass the time.  WARNING:  Puppets with human eyes is extremely disturbing.

TOP 5 Gifts for someone who's Twilight Obssessed

The FULL LIST HERE.  Yep Edward panties are on there.

Teen Texting Codes and what they mean

This article really opened my eyes into texting and how much of a secret language it's become. 

Brawl at Evansville Youth Football Game

A huge fight broke out at a kids football game over the weekend here in Evansville.  Have you ever been in a fight at a kids event?  Witness one?  What the hell is wrong with parents?  (Video Included)

So Judgemental

So I took a picture and put a caption underneath to post on Facebook and it caused a huge discussion.  The pic was of Katie at dinner drinking a beer (it was her birthday) and Cooper was in her lap.  She was holding him so I could eat.  He as being fussy and wouldn't stay in his seat without crying.  She had 1 beer because it was her birthday but made a comment to me about how trashy she looked holding a baby drinking a beer.  Well I thought  it was funny.  Because it's so far from the truth.  My caption read "Getting wasted with a baby i

Things I learned from the "Sitch"

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is releasing his lifestyle guide, "Here's the Situation", on Nov. 2nd.  The paperback features illustrations on proper ab maintenance and a "one-night stand checklist" which includes such tips as, "The best sex is often with a grenades (ugly women) -- because she's so grateful."   There's even a prayer: "God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference." 

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