Story 1. One Florida woman was caught stealing hundreds of dollars worth of jewels while at Kohl's. Should have used that Kohl's Cash instead. Story 2. A Florida man was caught drinking and driving in his golf cart. What gave it away? He had an open bottle of Jack Daniel's and was on the highway.

Story 1. A Florida man drove to a Space Force base and attempted to break in. His purpose was to warn officials about an alien-dragon space war. Hopefully he's not correct about that. Story 2. A Florida woman was already in jail for stealing from an Ulta beauty store, but decided she needed some excitement in her life....

Story 1. A Florida woman was arrested and taken to the hospital for treatment. Soon after she got there, she was able to climb a sink and get into the ceiling to try to escape. Luckily, she didn't get far and police got her back into custody. Story 2. An inmate in a Florida jail was caught doing meth in his cell. He wa...

Story 1. A Florida man is has gone above and beyond to deliver pizzas. Instead of driving to customers by car, he has decided to use his boat. Story 2. A Florida man jumped into action when he saw a baby trapped inside an overturned Jeep. He was somehow able to lift the Jeep just enough for rescuers to retrieve the chi...

Story 1 A man in South Florida decided he wanted to go to jail. He then drove his car into a police cruiser, and they granted his wish. Story 2 A Florida man was arrested after he got onto the roof of a restaurant and threw cinderblocks at police.

Story 1. A woman in Florida has been arrested after she allegedly stole a U-Haul truck. She decided to deliver her own packages with that same truck. Not a good idea. Story 2. A Florida woman was arrested for shopping for patio furniture. Unfortunately for her, she was shopping on someone else's patio. Maybe try a furn...

Story 1. A Florida man was arrested after he exposed himself and then defecated in a Treasure Island gift shop. Story 2. Police in Florida were in "awe" when they found out a Florida man had rigged a traffic light into a charging station. Maybe those lights take so long to change that he needed to charge his ...

Story 1. A Florida man was arrested for felony battery after he allegedly threw chili at someone during an argument. First of all, the only crime that's worth going to jail over is EATING CHILI IN FLORIDA. Who does this?? Story 2. A Florida man was arrested at a Burger King over a dispute of food. He tried ordering a f...

Story 1. A Florida woman was arrested after throwing a rubber snake at the police and nearly running over a motorcycle unit. Story 2. A Florida man scammed over 30 women into giving him $1.3 million from online dating services.

Story 1. A man was arrested for drinking and driving. However, he told police that he was ONLY drinking while at stop lights and stop signs. Totally different in this man's eyes. Story 2. A woman was arrested for fleeing police, but it was all according to her plan. She wanted to get arrested because it was on her buck...