Story 1.
A Florida man drove to a Space Force base and attempted to break in. His purpose was to warn officials about an alien-dragon space war. Hopefully he’s not correct about that.
Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war https://t.co/uxCcUXJcSH pic.twitter.com/tr4exiUx6a
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 27, 2022
Story 2.
A Florida woman was already in jail for stealing from an Ulta beauty store, but decided she needed some excitement in her life. When she was being moved to a pod in the jailhouse, she allegedly punched a deputy in the face because she was bored. After that, she will hopefully stay in jail for a little while longer.
Florida Woman punches deputy because 'she was bored' https://t.co/TqCmlAkFXW pic.twitter.com/Ziuzd0Eaug
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 29, 2022
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