What guys don't understand about your beauty regimine

My (Atom) wife will take 3 hours to get ready.  Not joking.  Serious.  3 FRIGGIN' HOURS.  It takes me 10 min WITH a shower.  

 

 

9 Things Men Will Never Understand About Our Beauty Regimens 

Why we need to use eyebrow pencil when we have perfectly fine, functional eyebrows already on our faces.

Why it takes us so long in the shower. What are we even doing in there?

Why we put conditioner in our hair. They never use conditioner!

Why it takes us so long to put makeup on.

Why we would want to dye our hair any color other than our actual hair color.

Why we need to get our nails done again. We just got them done last week!

Eyelash curlers. They look like a torture device.

Why they can’t use our expensive products to do whatever it is they do in the shower

Why we always end up looking better, smelling better, and generally having our shit together more than they do by the time we leave the house. Um, it takes time and effort, duh!

 

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