A stripper with one HELL of an excuse
Last Wednesday, a 25-year-old stripper named in Hallandale Beach, Florida, was out in the street drunk and smashed a driver's side mirror, spit in his face, then assaulted a guy who tried to hold her back. Her excuse is pretty epic. Before the cops came, she claimed she was a REALITY SHOW HOST, and the whole thing was being filmed for a hidden camera show. It was not. Then she told people she was a FEDERAL AGENT working for the mayor of Hallandale Beach. She was not. And at her bond hearing, she told the judge she was a PERFORMANCE ARTIST, and the entire thing was a performance art piece. It was not. She is now facing battery and criminal mischief charges.