Atom Smasher's blog
When is the last time you fell asleep with a chicken nugget hanging out of your mouth? Were you a kid or were you drunk?
I need a shower.
Why are people obsessed with getting close to animals? Seriously
Never steal gas. And if you do, don't take off before your girlfriend is in the car and closeline her with the gas pump.
And I love Conan. Put them togeher and you have magic. Here's a great clip from last night's show. And yes, she's wearing a dress with little Conan heads all over it. LOL!