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Most Sleepless Cities in the U.S.

10 Most Sleepless Cities according to the Daily Beast

1, Charleston, WV

Population: 950,257
Experienced insomnia in the last year: 10.2%
Experienced severe insomnia in the last year: 2.5%
Used headache/pain relievers for sleeplessness: 7.93%
Used non-prescription drugs for insomnia: 2.5%
Used prescription drugs for insomnia: 3.6%

Probably not a good idea

A drunk guy at New York's JFK airport told the ticket agent he was Osama Bin Laden and that he had a bomb in his bag.

The 61-year-old showed up drunk to get his boarding pass and told the agent: "My name is Bin Laden, and I have a bomb in my bag."

Instead of calling Port Authority, the agent waltzed him over to the TSA screeners and had him go through again.

What's your Royal Title name generator?

Join The Marshall, His Sublime Excellency, Count Atom. The Belligerent Silencer of Evansville and The Mistress, Her Glorious Supremacy, Arch Duchess Shawnda . The Adroit Subjugator of Evansville and find out your royal title.

http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/rtg.htm

Brozillian Wax

Watch HERE as this dude pays $120 for a complete wax down there.  Ladies, is this sexy? 

Are you ready for marriage? Take this test.

Rabbi Jonathan Romain has come up with 20 questions to help couples decide whether or not they are compatible. He hopes to reduce the divorce rate from 50% to one-in-16. Romain says, I ask people to fill in the question sheets without consulting each other and then get them to compare the answers,’ he said. ‘Sometimes this results in squeals of delight at being spot on, other times groans at getting it wrong."

What is his/her favorite food?
 

Does he/she want to have a pet at some stage?
 

Does he/she have any allergies?
 

Being a Parent is tough

These days, it takes parents twenty minutes to get their kids to go to bed and about 25% say that it takes them a half hour.  Some parents hate to admit that they'll just give into their kids' demands and let them "finish this level" or "watch five more minutes of a TV show". When it came to bribes, 17% of parents said that they told their kids they can have a later bedtime on the weekend, 28% say that can watch more TV, and 6% are bribed with sweets.

I'M SOOOOOO BOOOOOOOORED

I need to start updating this blog (and not just the show blog) more often.  If you listen to the show you know that Katie and the kids are gone for over 2 weeks and everytime they go to visit her family I go through the same thing.  Incredible boredom.  See I don't have a lot of close (if any) guy friends here and when they are gone I'm left alone in my house feeling sorry for myself.  Pathetic, I know.  I can't seem to find anyone my age with similar interests who I can hang with.  Am I that socially inept?  Shawnda and Katie seem to think so

Gas Buddy might save you some $$$

Some places in the U.S. might see the first ever $5 a gallon gas.  Here's a site that might save you some money.  There's also an app for iPhone and Android.  Gasbuddy.com

Relationship Cliches we hate

Chick Magnets

According to Brobible.com these are sure fire chick magnets.  What do you think?  What are they forgetting?

1. Puppy
Girls are naturally drawn to cute cuddly things so it only makes sense that if she sees you with a puppy, she'll come running over instantly. They also assume that if you're capable of taking care of a puppy, you must be capable of taking care of them.

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