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Aug 2, 2011

A woman was busted trying to sneak crack into a Florida jail by hiding it in her vagina.

The 37-year-old woman was being escorted through the jail by deputies when she dropped a clear tube.  Then, an orange cigar tube fell from her vagina. It landed on the floor.

The tube contained crack. Another clear tube was also found in her vagina.  Both clear tubes contained crack residue. 

She was arrested on several charges and more charges were added for trying to bring the drugs into jail.   

Aug 1, 2011

According to the magazine "Prevention", here are five foods you should never eat, because they're loaded with toxins and chemicals.  And chances are, you eat ALL of them regularly.

 

 

#1.)  Canned Tomatoes.  The linings in tin cans contain a synthetic compound called BPA that's been linked to reproductive problems, heart disease, diabetes, and obesity.  And it's especially bad for kids.  (--BPA stands for bisphenol-A.)

 

 

--Some

Jul 28, 2011

~~ DITCH THE WHISKERS TO BEAT SNEEZES
 
If you’re prone to allergies, you might want to reconsider that mustache.  One study suggests that men who washed their moustaches twice a day with liquid soap used fewer antihistamines and decongestants.

Jul 27, 2011

If you could write little notes to your future husband / wife or if you're married and could rewind time and write a note to the person you're with what would it say?  Check out THIS lady's blog.

Jul 27, 2011

20 Secrets Your Waiter Won't Tell You from a 'Readers Digest' survey of servers

1.We put sugar in your kids' meals so kids will like them more. We even put extra sugar in the dough for the kids' pizzas.

2. If you're a vegetarian and you ask if we use vegetable stock, I’m going to say yes even if we don’t. You’ll never know the difference.

3.At a lot of restaurants, the special is whatever they need to sell before it goes bad. Especially watch out for the soup of the day.

Jul 7, 2011

Do you have it?  (Is there anything grosser than the phrase Smelly Hair?)

STORY

May 25, 2011

Prepare for Severe Weather:
Make a Ready kit of emergency supplies for your home, car and office. Most of the recommended items are inexpensive and easy to find, and any one of them could save your life.
- Water: at least three gallons per person for drinking and sanitation
- Food: at least a three-day supply of non-perishable food
- Manual can opener if kit contains canned food
- Battery-powered or hand crank NOAA Weather Radio with tone alert and extra batteries
- Flashlight and extra batteries
- First aid kit

May 19, 2011

10 Most Sleepless Cities according to the Daily Beast

1, Charleston, WV

Population: 950,257
Experienced insomnia in the last year: 10.2%
Experienced severe insomnia in the last year: 2.5%
Used headache/pain relievers for sleeplessness: 7.93%
Used non-prescription drugs for insomnia: 2.5%
Used prescription drugs for insomnia: 3.6%

May 4, 2011

A drunk guy at New York's JFK airport told the ticket agent he was Osama Bin Laden and that he had a bomb in his bag.

The 61-year-old showed up drunk to get his boarding pass and told the agent: "My name is Bin Laden, and I have a bomb in my bag."

Instead of calling Port Authority, the agent waltzed him over to the TSA screeners and had him go through again.

May 3, 2011

Join The Marshall, His Sublime Excellency, Count Atom. The Belligerent Silencer of Evansville and The Mistress, Her Glorious Supremacy, Arch Duchess Shawnda . The Adroit Subjugator of Evansville and find out your royal title.

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