No.10 A drink with a name you can't pronounce. A man should never order a drink he can't pronounce.
No.9 Malibu & Diet Coke Malibu, as a rule, is a horrible beverage. Diet Coke, moreover, is a soda for weight-conscious administrative assistants. The two together are like a typhoon of emasculation.
No.8 Fuzzy Navel. Ah, peach Schnapps. You tortured us for one night in high school, and we never made the same mistake again. Do we need to repeat ourselves? Peach Schnapps: Not suitable for drinking after high school.